1 00:00:02,045 --> 00:00:03,385 Oh, Spencer, there you are. 2 00:00:03,481 --> 00:00:04,481 I have a message for you. 3 00:00:04,569 --> 00:00:05,659 [Grunts] Wait. 4 00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:07,184 Since when do you take messages? 5 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:08,938 Well Adam tries to look efficient on the day 6 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:11,095 the hot sandwich guy with the tight shorts comes in. 7 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:13,315 - [Laughter] - That is so not why. 8 00:00:14,536 --> 00:00:15,766 Oh my god, is he here? Can he see me? 9 00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:18,188 - Make me look important. - [Laughter] 10 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:19,579 Can I have my message? 11 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:22,541 Huh? Oh, right. Naomi Dawson called. 12 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:24,981 Why is she still calling? The project we're doing 13 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,608 with the record companies is already set. 14 00:00:26,635 --> 00:00:28,845 Adam, didn't I tell you to keep quiet about her? 15 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,571 And didn't I tell you that would cost you? 16 00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:32,285 - [Paper crushes] - [Laughter] 17 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:33,950 Now that I'm saving money for a house, 18 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,624 I can only keep my mouth shut for a price. 19 00:00:35,644 --> 00:00:37,064 Which is why I will tell you that Dave 20 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,340 has an online gambling problem. 21 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:40,739 [Laughter] 22 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:42,873 Can we get back to why Naomi is calling Spencer? 23 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:44,645 Oh! So they hung out on Valentine's day. 24 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:47,400 - Why shouldn't she call him? - Spencer! 25 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:49,292 You told me the only action you were getting on Valentine's 26 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:51,530 was snuggling up to your gay cat, smokey. 27 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:53,226 [Laughter] 28 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:55,454 Why did you lie to me? 29 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,423 [Sighs] I didn't tell you because I really like her. 30 00:00:57,448 --> 00:00:58,668 And I know you don't. 31 00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:00,584 You know what? Just... 32 00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:01,669 Leave me out of it 33 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:06,202 I bet that 5 bucks is looking like a real bargain right now. 34 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:09,418 [Introductory theme song] 35 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:14,474 ♪ through this journey of discovery ♪ 36 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:18,952 ♪ you finding you I'm finding me ♪ 37 00:01:19,035 --> 00:01:22,595 ♪ now that I have someone special ♪ 38 00:01:22,691 --> 00:01:24,431 ♪ who brings out the joy ♪ 39 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:26,349 ♪ brings out the joy inside of me ♪ 40 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:28,614 ♪ inside of me ♪ 41 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:30,827 ♪ we can become whatever we want ♪ 42 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:33,566 ♪ all we need is lovin' ♪ 43 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:36,438 ♪ that's the way I feel it should be ♪ 44 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:38,751 ♪ you and me ♪ 45 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:41,487 [Off-key] ♪ me ♪ 46 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,449 Ooh. [Ironic laughter] 47 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:49,071 [Introductory musical note] 48 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,630 - Dee-Dee! - Hey, Gus. 49 00:01:52,721 --> 00:01:54,571 Check out the backhand I perfected this week end. 50 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:57,382 - [Smash] - [Laughter] 51 00:01:57,465 --> 00:02:01,245 Ok, that's another $150 lesson down the drain. 52 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:03,118 [Laughter] 53 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:06,080 So, I have a really difficult assignment 54 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:07,339 I think you'd be perfect for. 55 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:08,821 You need me to negotiate a deal, 56 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:10,301 land a college prospect, 57 00:02:10,391 --> 00:02:11,791 fly to Paris for the tour De France. 58 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:13,697 - I need you to dump a client. - [Laughter] 59 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:16,526 Do they live in Paris? 60 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:19,104 - If they did, I'd do it myself. - [Laughter] 61 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:20,422 No, the client is melba Barnes. 62 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:21,794 Good tennis player, has potential. 63 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,480 But as one of our lowest-turning clients, 64 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:24,934 she has to go. 65 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:27,024 What about endorsement deals? 66 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:28,393 Let's just say her family loves her. 67 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:29,669 But the camera doesn't. 68 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:32,018 - [Laughter] - Adds 15 lbs. 69 00:02:32,108 --> 00:02:33,538 [Chuckles] 70 00:02:33,631 --> 00:02:36,201 - And a mustache. - [Laughter] 71 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:37,676 Got it. Melba has to go. 72 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:40,676 But, um. Just out of curiosity, why me? 73 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:41,899 You're a girl, she's a girl. 74 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:43,207 Just seemed right. 75 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:44,773 Besides, you're not a real agent 76 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:46,300 'til you've made somebody cry. 77 00:02:46,383 --> 00:02:47,383 [Chuckles] 78 00:02:48,559 --> 00:02:51,209 - Let me know how that goes. - [Laughter] 79 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,781 [Introductory musical note] 80 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:56,605 [Lauging] 81 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:58,178 You know, it feels so good 82 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,735 to just go out and relax. 83 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:03,843 What I really need is to spend a whole day getting a massage. 84 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:05,972 [Chuckles] You know, I've been told 85 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:07,575 I'm very good with my hands. 86 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:10,283 Well, I've never actually been told that. 87 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:13,984 - But I'm pretty sure it's true. - [Laughter] 88 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:17,553 Spencer, thanks for taking me to that incredible restaurant. 89 00:03:17,632 --> 00:03:19,372 And how'd you find my favorite wine? 90 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:21,180 [Chuckles] Let's just say a crate fell off the ship, 91 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,681 and into my boys' El camino... 92 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:23,937 [Laughter] 93 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:25,219 Which doubles as a wine cellar. 94 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,248 [Laughter] 95 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:27,416 I think I know him. 96 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:28,901 Does he also sell imported cheeses 97 00:03:28,991 --> 00:03:30,711 - out of his glove compartment? - [Laughter] 98 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:33,255 Yeah! I try to stay away from the perishables. 99 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:34,743 [Both laugh] 100 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:37,654 You know? 101 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:40,179 You're nothing like people say. 102 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:42,923 Well I can totally be myself around you. 103 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:44,565 [Coughs] I know I have a reputation 104 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:46,659 for being cut-throat in the music business, 105 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:48,708 - because I am. - [Laughter] 106 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:52,103 But away from work people see a very different side of me. 107 00:03:52,188 --> 00:03:54,708 Well, I like this side. 108 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:55,799 In fact... 109 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,717 - I like all sides of you. - You know, I need to get home! 110 00:03:59,804 --> 00:04:02,504 [Laughter] 111 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:04,550 All that pasta made me sleepy. 112 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:06,285 [Laughter] 113 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:08,376 You had the chicken. 114 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:10,375 [Stammers] I had pasta for lunch! 115 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,207 - Thanks again, Spencer! - [Laughter] 116 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:14,245 - [Whispers] Good night! - [Laughter] 117 00:04:15,907 --> 00:04:17,077 -[Exhales sharply] 118 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:19,999 [Introductory musical note] 119 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:22,907 [Knock on door] 120 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:25,001 You're the only agent wearing a bra around here. 121 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:27,960 - You must be Dee-Dee. - [Laughter] 122 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:29,920 And you must be melba. 123 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:32,318 I wasn't expecting you to be so... 124 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:33,662 - Sporty. - [Laughter] 125 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:37,149 - [Whimpers] Or so strong! - [Laughter] 126 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:40,803 I'm so excited to finally meet a female agent 127 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:42,719 instead of all these man-pigs around here. 128 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:45,809 Specially the one with the lousy backhand. 129 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:47,244 [Laughter] 130 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:48,530 How about the one with the hanky? 131 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:49,919 He's the one that really gets to me. 132 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:51,811 [Goofy laugh] 133 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,550 [Laughter] 134 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:55,902 Wow. 135 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:58,781 That's quite a deep laugh you've got there. 136 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:00,743 Anyway, 137 00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:03,872 I called you here because gmg is making some changes. 138 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:05,085 Well, they sure are. 139 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:06,574 And pairing with a female agent 140 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:08,184 of your caliber tells me that. 141 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:10,924 - My caliber! - Melba: Hell, yeah! 142 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:12,486 I googled yo' ass. 143 00:05:12,573 --> 00:05:14,233 [Laughter] 144 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,324 Melba: Signed Dwight Mitchell, you're an agent 145 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:17,583 who's also a lawyer. 146 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:19,185 With my career in your hands, 147 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:21,445 the two of us are gonna rock the sports world! 148 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,978 I'm so excited! You're representing me now! 149 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:25,982 [Laughter] 150 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:29,424 Well, actually the reason I wanted to meet you was... 151 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:34,384 - I'm excited too! - [Laughter] 152 00:05:34,464 --> 00:05:37,084 - [Whimpers in pain] - [Laughter] 153 00:05:37,162 --> 00:05:39,162 [Introductory musical note] 154 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:40,781 [Door unlocks] 155 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:43,687 Ladies, I have a big announcement. 156 00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:45,948 Wait til you hear this. It's incredible. 157 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:47,371 Quiet down, dear, this is my moment. 158 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,830 [Laughter] 159 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:51,053 My acting career has taken a glorious u-turn. 160 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:52,403 Dee-Dee lafontaine 161 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:54,092 has been invited to the final call back 162 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:56,399 for the sensational new cinematic thriller, 163 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:57,876 "junior high horror in 3-d." 164 00:05:57,966 --> 00:06:00,356 [Laughter] 165 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:01,877 That's great, mom. 166 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:03,580 A little more excitement, here. 167 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:06,707 Your mother could have a job. A paying job! 168 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:09,191 Money could be coming in instead of always going out. 169 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:10,371 [Laughter] 170 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:12,017 Isn't that incredible? 171 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:15,028 "Junior high horror in 3-d"? 172 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:17,593 Dad, I wouldn't retire just yet. 173 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:20,551 True, it is on the lower budget end of the film spectrum. 174 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:22,311 Apparently I have to supply my own fake blood. 175 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,598 [Laughter] 176 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:26,117 But it's a role of a lifetime. 177 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:27,471 It's a sadistic gym teacher. 178 00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:29,611 - Is there any other kind? - [Laughter] 179 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:32,443 Anyway, my character pushes her athletes 180 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:35,612 past the limits of endurance and pays the ultimate price. 181 00:06:37,788 --> 00:06:40,308 - Her life! People, keep up! - [Laughter] 182 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,360 Plus, she's gonna get paid! 183 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:46,406 - Isn't that incredible? - [Laughter] 184 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,893 Well, I'm glad someone's career is going well. 185 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:50,763 My boss told me to cut melba Barnes 186 00:06:50,845 --> 00:06:52,625 from the gmg roster. 187 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:54,126 But I couldn't bring myself to do it. 188 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:55,812 That's fantastic news! [Gasps] 189 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:57,683 - Huh? - [Laughter] 190 00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:59,585 I swear she hasn't been drinking today. 191 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,460 I smelled her coffee on the way over. 192 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:02,901 [Laughter] 193 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:04,527 Yo, Dee, I'm sorry about your situation. 194 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,454 [Gasps] But spending time with melba will help me 195 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,379 research my role by getting inside the mind 196 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:09,691 of a female jock. 197 00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:12,517 Well, I'm glad my failure could help. 198 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:14,126 Any other ways I might screw up at work 199 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:15,612 that might be beneficial to you? 200 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:18,126 - [Laughter] - None I can think of right now. 201 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:20,090 [Laughter] 202 00:07:20,178 --> 00:07:22,568 - Gimme some time. - [Laughter] 203 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,398 Ooh. 204 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:27,618 Hey! I may need that article! 205 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:29,448 Sexy tricks to keep your younger man 206 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,096 guessingin' the bedroom? You sure? 207 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:32,839 [Laughter] 208 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:35,130 Keep it. Keep the whole thing. Burn it when you're done. 209 00:07:35,193 --> 00:07:36,983 [Knocking on door] 210 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:39,455 Hey, man. Phyllis! I'm glad you're here too. 211 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:41,496 Listen. Last night, 212 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:44,421 I tried all my fire romantic moves on Naomi 213 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:47,547 and nothing worked. Not even licking my lips seductively, 214 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:49,861 - like so. - Ew! 215 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:52,427 Baby, that's not sure fire. That's backfire. 216 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:53,855 [Laughter] 217 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:55,321 I can't believe you're still wasting time 218 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:56,614 talking about Naomi Dawson. 219 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:59,003 Well, I think she's amazing. 220 00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:01,087 And I can tell she's into me too. 221 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:02,656 I just don't know how to win her over. 222 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,609 Well, I say dump the lip-lickin' 223 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,361 and make a big romantic gesture 224 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:08,662 that lets this girl know exactly how you feel. 225 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:10,969 And don't be afraid to go all out. 226 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:13,795 Oh! Like buying all the roses 227 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:16,284 - in the bucket at 7-11. - [Laughter 228 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:20,538 yeah. And get her a slurpee and some panty hose too. 229 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:23,240 - Girls love that! - [Laughter] 230 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:25,768 [Introductory musical note] 231 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:28,383 Yeah, I know that melba is rough around the edges, 232 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:31,084 but she'd be great endorsing one of your products. 233 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,642 What about tires? 234 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:34,509 She can remove lug nuts with her bare hands. 235 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:37,301 - [Laughter] - Hello? 236 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:40,996 Greetings, Dee-Dee. I was just dropping off my headshot 237 00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:42,645 at the modeling agency downstairs. 238 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:46,054 P.s. You should totally fire your receptionist. 239 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:48,404 - Why? So you can hire me! - [Laughter] 240 00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:50,574 I love this place! 241 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,270 Uh. Gus, this is Adam benet, 242 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:54,267 he works at delicious records with my sister. 243 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:55,839 And I am so not loyal. 244 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,536 So if you ever need a new receptionist, 245 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,974 - let me know. - [Laughter] 246 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:03,061 - Uh-huh. - [Laughter] 247 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:04,551 So, Dee-Dee, how'd it go with melba? 248 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,198 I landed her a huge endorsement deal, 249 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:08,725 so there was no reason to let her go. 250 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:10,719 [Chuckles] You got her an endorsement deal? 251 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:13,071 Who on earth would want her as their spokesperson? 252 00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:14,601 I don't even care. 253 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:15,774 [Laughter] 254 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,769 As long as the check clears. 255 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:20,121 - Let me know when it comes in. - Will do. 256 00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,521 Oh, sorry. I forgot I don't work here. 257 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:25,255 - [Laughter] - Yet. Call me. 258 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:27,917 [Laughter] 259 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:30,312 - Uh-huh. - [Laughter] 260 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,438 Wow, Dee-Dee. 261 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:36,749 You lied to your boss. Ten bucks and I won't tell him. 262 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,187 How do you know I lied? 263 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:39,843 Lying is how I make my living. 264 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,637 Right now, Mona thinks I'm in the men's room. 265 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:42,838 [Laughter] 266 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,930 [Soft song] 267 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,669 Sexy from the right. 268 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:51,370 - [Sighs] Sexy from the left. - [Laughter] 269 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,072 Dab on a little Cologne. 270 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,383 Cinnamon room spray? 271 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,466 - [Laughter] - Damn! 272 00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:04,603 Hi! 273 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,821 When you said you arranged a spa day for me, 274 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,300 I didn't realize you meant a spa day for me and you. 275 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,481 [Laughter] 276 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:11,826 Yeah, you like it? 277 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,785 You certainly took me by surprise. 278 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,656 - Did you order cinnamon rolls? - [Laughter] 279 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,787 I think it's just the candles. 280 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:20,970 How about some champagne? 281 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:25,059 Spencer, you didn't have to do this. 282 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,576 Well, you said you needed a massage. 283 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,800 And I've really been enjoying spending time together. 284 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,371 Just want you to know how much. 285 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,586 [Whispers] I'm sorry. 286 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,289 I just can't handle this right now. 287 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:41,286 [Soft piano music] 288 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:43,729 [Door closes] 289 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:50,743 [Introductory musical note] 290 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,133 [Introductory musical note] 291 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,738 Mona! Spencer is on his way in. 292 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,310 Whatever you do, do not mention his date with Naomi last night. 293 00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:01,137 It did not go well. 294 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:04,315 - For $10 I'll tell you why. - [Laughter] 295 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,972 I don't wanna know anything. 296 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:08,016 I'm not the type of friend that say I told you so. 297 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,601 Hey, Spencer. Heard your date with Naomi didn't go so well. 298 00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:14,627 - Can't say I'm surprised. - [Laughter] 299 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,357 I thought you weren't that type of friend. 300 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:17,914 You know, I didn't think I was, but it turns out I am. 301 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,288 [Laughter] 302 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,644 [Sighs] I don't understand what happened. 303 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,864 [Sighs] Naomi and I were totally vibin'. 304 00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:26,384 Then she just ran out when we started getting close. 305 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,728 Why are you trying to make sense of this woman? 306 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,558 She's playing you. 307 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,016 This is the best thing that could've ever happened. 308 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,649 She's gone. Be happy. 309 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,556 - I'm happy. - [Laughter] 310 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:38,649 I'm going for a walk. 311 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,753 I find it interesting that how you feel about a rival 312 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,144 overrules supporting a friend. 313 00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,358 That's pretty shallow and heartless. 314 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:52,797 - I've never felt closer to you. - [Laughter] 315 00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:55,756 [Introductory musical note] 316 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,195 Melba, you're already looking fabulous 317 00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:00,332 thanks to the facial regiment I gave you to use 318 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,715 for the last few days. 319 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:04,418 Olay regenerous thermal skin polisher. 320 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:05,936 I say oléto olay. 321 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,899 [Laughter] 322 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,598 I'm gonna go home tonight and try it on my abs. 323 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,316 Hell, considering the magic it worked her, 324 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,860 - I wanna use it all over. - [Laughter] 325 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,871 This could be one of the most important moves 326 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,783 of your career, not to mention mine. 327 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:22,089 The company that makes these fake fingernails 328 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,866 is very interested in giving you an endorsement deal. 329 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,624 I have to say you look radiant. 330 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,464 This is better than when I waxed my friend Pablo. 331 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,088 Until he resembled a slimmer-hipped j-lo. 332 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,712 [Laughter] 333 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,277 So dear, I'm sure you're aware that I'm a well-known actor. 334 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,755 I've never heard of you. 335 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,605 Were you were big when my parents were young? 336 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,199 [Laughter] 337 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,463 Arms like a man and a delightful humor. 338 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,286 [Sighs] Anywhoo. I have an audition 339 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,394 and I thought you might give me some tips about 340 00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:48,988 portraying a lady jock. 341 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,052 I'm sure melba doesn't wanna spend all of her time off 342 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,424 talking about sports. 343 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,600 So, what's the word on the French open? 344 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:55,986 Who should I put my money on? 345 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,489 I know you can't really tell me, so... 346 00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,465 Blink once for Venus, twice for Serena. 347 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,261 - [Laughter] - That's shameless. 348 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,165 Now, when I'm using the gym whistle, 349 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,090 do I blow first then yell? Or yell, then blow? 350 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,605 [Laughter] 351 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,498 Do you mind if I sell this chain here on eBay? 352 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,570 - Hey! - [Laughter] 353 00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:12,014 All of you! Back off! 354 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,785 All right, melba. The moment you've been waiting for. 355 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:20,759 Oh, my god! This is me? 356 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,543 - I look gorgeous! - [Laughter] 357 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,327 I don't need to pat myself on the back 358 00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:25,672 when I say it's a miracle. 359 00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:26,981 - I hate it! - [Laughter] 360 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,287 You what? 361 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,942 When we started, you said you were just 362 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,456 gonna do something with my hair. 363 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,049 Hm... that just made all the other problems 364 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,203 seem so much more obvious. 365 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,821 [Laughter] 366 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,822 I don't wanna wear make-up because I sweat. 367 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,115 And I don't wanna curl my hair because I sweat. 368 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:42,801 And I don't wanna wear fake nails because... 369 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,432 Let me guess. You sweat. 370 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,830 No! Because how the hell am I supposed to swing a racket 371 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,134 with plastic claws? 372 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,269 [Laughter] 373 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:54,012 - Hey! I worked my a... - [Spits] 374 00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,794 I worked my ass off to find a company 375 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,158 that would even let you buy their product, 376 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,884 much less endorse it. 377 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,448 Well, if the advertisers Don' wanna be with the real me, 378 00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,756 then I don't wanna be with them. 379 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,503 Look, if you don't wanna be with them, 380 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,763 then gmg doesn't wanna be with you. 381 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,067 Melba, you're officially off our roster. 382 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,978 - What? - You're gone, girl. 383 00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,719 [Laughter] 384 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:16,861 Fine by me. 385 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,513 I never was happy at gmg, 386 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,116 but I thought you were different. 387 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,337 Guess I was fooled by the bra. 388 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,246 [Laughter] 389 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,341 [Door closes] 390 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,133 Where do you think you're going with my olay products? 391 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,956 Home to transform myself and call my agent. 392 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,525 With this quench lotion, I can cross-over to hand modeling. 393 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,402 [Laughter] 394 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,144 And if that doesn't pan out, 395 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,895 well, soft hands are always a plus in my neighborhood. 396 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,532 [Laughter] 397 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,360 [Introductory musical note] 398 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,539 [Soft guitar] 399 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,015 So now, I have to tell Gus 400 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,925 I don't have an endorsement deal. 401 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,720 I'm telling you, melba never looked so good in her life. 402 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,525 I waxed that ankle-less girl's knuckle hair. 403 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,030 [Laughter] 404 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,553 Well, I think it's great you supported someone. 405 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,767 Unlike someone else I know. 406 00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:03,547 Why are you directing that at me? 407 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,521 Because of the way you've been treating Spencer. 408 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,910 [Scoffs] Yeah, Mona. 409 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,493 Why are you so against him being happy. 410 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,386 It's not like you're gonna snuggle up with him. 411 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,094 The poor boy's just trying to find 412 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,652 somebody to spend time 413 00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,128 other than his gay cat smokey. 414 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,308 [Laughter] 415 00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:20,054 I know. I've been feeling guilty about it for days. 416 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,616 [Scofs] But what am I supposed to do? 417 00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,402 All right, you don't have to be so pushy. 418 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,880 [Laughter] 419 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,100 That's her. 420 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,147 [Sighs] 421 00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,016 Hey, Naomi. 422 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,111 Mona? 423 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,268 Good to know this isn't gonna be awkward. 424 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:44,419 [Nervous laugh] Listen. 425 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,898 Naomi, I may not like you, but Spencer does. 426 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,990 So because of that, I need to be a more supportive friend. 427 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,000 Is there a point to this conversation? 428 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,392 Yeah, there is. 429 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,085 You walked out on him the other night, 430 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,802 without telling him why, you haven't returned his calls. 431 00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,066 He has no idea what's going on. 432 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,219 I think you owe him an explanation. 433 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,549 It's not really your business. You should stay out of it. 434 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,705 If things start to get real ugly, 435 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,422 I say we hustle out to the car and keep it running. 436 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,446 "Set it off" style. 437 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,104 [Laughter] 438 00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:13,768 I can't believe you're sitting here having a drink 439 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:14,818 like none of this matters. 440 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,453 And just so you know, 441 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,890 you're confirming everything I thought about you. 442 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,628 Must feel good be right about everything and everybody. 443 00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,559 Not when my best friend's had his heart broken. 444 00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,384 At least that bothers one of us. 445 00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,512 As usual, you don't know what you're talking about. 446 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,286 I do know that Spencer is a great guy 447 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,250 who's been nothing but good to you. 448 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,709 And I couldn't live with myself if I cut someone off like that. 449 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,302 But... I guess you can. 450 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:42,697 - That went well. - [Laughter] 451 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,704 [Introductory musical note] 452 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,753 So, Dee-Dee. I noticed you didn't present 453 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,383 the melba endorsement deal at the staff meeting. 454 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,190 Let me guess. It didn't happen. 455 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,452 [Scoffs] How did you know? 456 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,064 I know everything. 457 00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,564 For instance, Fred's assistant called in sick, 458 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,900 and she's really in Santa Barbara. 459 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,630 I hope she's enjoying her little vacation, 460 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,015 - 'cause it's permanent. - [Laughter] 461 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,459 Gus, I swear, I was this close to getting melba a deal. 462 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,237 You should've seen the make over. 463 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,331 And she was having none of it. 464 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,250 Damn! You really do know everything. 465 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,545 Melba is unique. 466 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,991 And by unique I mean 467 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,988 I'm not entirely sure she's not a man. 468 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,910 [Laughter] 469 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,755 Well, you don't have to worry about her anymore. 470 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,559 I cut her loose. 471 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,041 Good work. Look, Dee-Dee, 472 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,441 I admire your initiative, your tenacity, 473 00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,574 your desire to make gmg money. 474 00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:33,357 Especially your desire to make gmg money, 'cause... 475 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:36,193 That other stuff I couldn't care less about. 476 00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,192 [Laughter] 477 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,804 [Introductory musical note] 478 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,575 Thanks for having me over. 479 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,820 I really wanted to explain why I ran out the other night. 480 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,976 I bet I scared you off with the big spa thing. 481 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,237 I knew I should've bought you 482 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,809 the whole bucket of roses at the 7-11. 483 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:53,985 - [Laughter] - Spencer, don't do that for me. 484 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,123 Don't do that for anyone. 485 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,954 [Laughter] 486 00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,993 Listen. [Exhales] 487 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,429 The reason I've been so distant... 488 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,021 I didn't think this would be so hard. 489 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,870 Hey, you can trust me. 490 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,180 I've only ever had sex with one person. 491 00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,353 Damn! 492 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,868 I mean... 493 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,181 It's so hard to believe, 'cause you're so... 494 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,838 - Damn! - [Laughter] 495 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,102 That was when I was 19. 496 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,746 Don't let one bad experience turn you off. 497 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,630 [Scoffs] When I was 19, I didn't know what I was doing. 498 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,503 Or when I was 20, or 21. 499 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,715 Then there was 22, not a good year. 500 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,495 [Laughter] 501 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:35,459 - But I think I got it at 24. - Laying my heart out here. 502 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,459 - [Laughter] - [Sighs] 503 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:38,991 We can take it slow. 504 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,896 [Sighs] Spencer, my first boyfriend and I... 505 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:47,298 We didn't use condoms, and I contracted HIV. 506 00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:48,387 [Audience shocked] 507 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:52,956 [Scofs] 508 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,044 Damn. 509 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,168 [Sighs] I can't believe i... 510 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:00,921 Damn. 511 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:05,539 When I tell people I get all kinds of reactions. 512 00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:08,672 That's why I haven't had many serious relationships. 513 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,976 It's just easier not to let people get too close. 514 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,463 - I'm just gonna go. - Naomi. 515 00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:20,864 [Softly] It doesn't matter. 516 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,072 [Softly] It doesn't? 517 00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,474 Nah. I mean, 518 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,804 we may have to do some things differently. 519 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,432 If we decide to do some things... 520 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:31,604 Some day. 521 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,522 But you're still the same girl I wanna get to know better. 522 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:39,873 Let's start here. 523 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,835 [Soft humming] 524 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:49,712 That was nice. 525 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,245 [Thinking] Sometimes you have to support a friend, 526 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,457 even if you don't believe in what they're doing. 527 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,510 I guess that's what makes friendships so hard. 528 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,725 Unlike family, we choose our friends. 529 00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,726 And, as a good friend, we have to learn 530 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,818 to deal with the other people they choose 531 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,817 to bring into the relationship. 532 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,999 I guess it's more like family than I thought. 533 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:21,599 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0